August 6 is the Feast Day of Saint Caliper, patron of ebooks. Those who travel the awful roads between formats are advised to invoke St. Caliper to guide their way. Legend has it that the saint was martyred by a savage PDF in the dark early days of publishing. They are portrayed as an androgynous figure holding a levitating book above their palms. Do not anger St. Caliper, or your ebooks will forever be available only in .rtf format.
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