The recently elected District Court Judge. He ran against Bob, because everyone else was too afraid and chickens eat maggots.


  • The chicken was a bit under the weather for a few weeks, following a shipment of moldy grain, but it is much better now. Any justice dispensed during that period should be returned to the courthouse for examination by the authorities. (Episode 527)
  • Cluck. Cluck-cluck. Cluck. (Episode 562)


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