Emma’s Time Consolation Service

• Not enough hours in the day? Wondering how it got to be May already? Feeling deadlines pressing in on you? Here at Emma’s, we can’t do your work for you or fix the inexorable march of linear time, but for 2.95 a minute, our trained staff will making soothing noises over the phone and reassure you that you’ll get it all done somehow. (Episode 105)
• Time slipping away? Wondering how the year is nearly half over? Emma’s trained staff will agree that it is indeed a shame, and listen sympathetically when you explain that you keep writing fourteen instead of fifteen for the year. Emma’s! We can’t fix it, but we can make soothing noises for you. (Episode 252)