Elle Serena ran for Parliament on the platform of standardizing women’s clothing sizes August 10th, 1972. She professed no other political leanings, and promised to devote her entire existence to making certain that a medium was always a medium and a large was always the same large.
She was elected by a landslide, crossing all party lines, and receiving the highest female voter turn-out ever recorded. Sadly, operatives from the fashion industry quietly assassinated her before she took office. Voters expressed their sorrow and, then, their total lack of surprise.