- He wishes you to know that he is angry, not particularly old, and also a Rhinoceros. We are not sure why he is angry, but he paid us a good deal of money to inform you of this fact. (Episode 70)
- He is slightly older than the last time he bought ad space, but seems to still be angry. We are still not sure why he wishes to inform our listeners of this, but he does add that any young lady rhinoceri who are also angry and would perhaps like to be angry together can write him care of the station. (Episode 333)
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